This is a story I and some Newgrounds users made at the Newgrounds chat 09.

"The day I became Keanu Reeves"

You are all alone in the dark scary forest. You stumble upon a disturbing site, red riding hood, unmoving, on the ground. At first you think she's dead but then you realized that she's asleep. You take her food (a bread). You walk into an abandoned carnival and the gates close. You are stuck inside with no way out and then you hear a voice, you ask yourself: "What should I do?". You decide to ignore it. You were so hungry you probably just imagined the voice. You slide through the bars on the gate and sit down with the bread. But you hear the voice saying: "What is love?".
After you ate your bread you follow the voice saying: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!" It gives you a great feeling. You now are in a big house with lights out. Big bird is in the house trying to kill you. You ignore Big Bird carefully and keep following after the voice, and closer to the voice you get, the colder it gets :-(.
You finally arrived where the voice came from, a carousel. It doesn't stop looping. You see a dark person nearby it. He looks at you with a really serious look. The man stops the song. He says "You're the chosen one", "I knew you'd be attracted to this song". He held out a blue and a red pill. You knew what that meant. You look at both nervously and you start to wonder if he is just a wacko with a problem. Then you ask what are they? You ask the guy why the fuck you would even consider taking pills from a stranger. He turns his head slightly, and takes out a katana and says "I'm Morpheus, bitch".
Morpheus just wanted to hit you with the katana but stopped. "This scar on your hand, you must be the chosen one!", he said. "What am I now, Keanu Reeves?" you ask. Morpheus held up a mirror. "Holy crap!", you thought to yourself. "I am Keanu!". Now you start to panic just wanted to go in the abandoned carnival to check it out. Now all of this is happening to you. You ask yourself: "Am I really the chosen one and what the hell is going on?". Morpheus said: "Take the stupid pill", and then shoves them both in your mouth. You try to protest, but the pills are already melting in your mouth, and your world starts to spin.
You then wake up in a room. There's blood everywhere and you have a bad feeling about not getting away from this place alive. "Where am I?!" you shout. Suddenly a foot smashed your crotch. Eyes watering, you see trinity say: "So you never ask me". You hear a voice but the pain is very intense. You don't understand what is going on so you say :"Hey where am I?". There is a grimy, but very well-built man looking at you, he hits himself on the chest repeatedly as a gorilla does, and yells out "Tarzan", scaring the fuck out of you. You look at the wall again and recognize a moving picture. It starts talking, or is it singing?
Morpheus walked in and tells Tarzan, Trinity, and the singing picture to shut the hell up. "Keanu, lets show you around the Nebukadnezar". "What the hell?" you say. You wonder what is going on. You know it is the pills the guy gave you and now you start to regret going into the fair and wish you were home until some thing cold touches your face.

You start to realize, that you fell asleep in the forest and that the cold rain touched your head.
You realize what hit your crotch was a tree branch and the Tarzan was a homeless man. The singing picture was a dying racoon. Then you realize Morpheus stole all your money. "Crap!" ,you say "That's the last time I walk into the woods drunk!"

Credit goes to: bl00db47h ; thiefraccoon; megamanfan; soulblade95; madman666

*Edit* I made a new picture :) *please comment*