Soulblade95's News


It took me a very long time to finish.
For those who are interested, here's the first video! ;-D

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New Youtube Background

2009-05-27 17:47:40 by Soulblade95

Comments are welcome ;-)

New Youtube Background


Let´s Fail at F-Zero

2009-05-19 17:14:09 by Soulblade95

I sure do ^^

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I was bored, so I decided to play some good old Unreal. After I went in some kind of village, I noticed this picture on the wall.

The Skaarj have a weird god XD

Unreal is weird sometimes, lol


Finally!

2009-04-28 14:05:05 by Soulblade95
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I wrote my last exam in school a few days ago. I´m happy that it´s finally over XD.
To celebrate it a bit I chose two videos.

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Nice parody of the final fantasy series XD. It´s 41 minutes long :O Lol at 13:38 "OMGWTF" XD

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Hey! Teachers! Leave us kids alone :P


Hyrule Dating Videos

2009-04-10 18:17:44 by Soulblade95
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The people of Hyrule really needed it XP. I think my favorites are Zelda and Ganon :P.

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Who´s your favorite?


Squirrel!

2009-04-03 17:37:35 by Soulblade95
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Man, I was lucky getting this shot ^^. Please comment on this picture :D

Also, for all new one´s here, check my previous post. I and some Newgrounds users made an epic story, so please check it out.

*Edit* My first two audio submissions were just released! Check them out :D

Squirrel!


Strange story

2009-03-29 05:45:05 by Soulblade95
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This is a story I and some Newgrounds users made at the Newgrounds chat 09.

"The day I became Keanu Reeves"

You are all alone in the dark scary forest. You stumble upon a disturbing site, red riding hood, unmoving, on the ground. At first you think she's dead but then you realized that she's asleep. You take her food (a bread). You walk into an abandoned carnival and the gates close. You are stuck inside with no way out and then you hear a voice, you ask yourself: "What should I do?". You decide to ignore it. You were so hungry you probably just imagined the voice. You slide through the bars on the gate and sit down with the bread. But you hear the voice saying: "What is love?".
After you ate your bread you follow the voice saying: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!" It gives you a great feeling. You now are in a big house with lights out. Big bird is in the house trying to kill you. You ignore Big Bird carefully and keep following after the voice, and closer to the voice you get, the colder it gets :-(.
You finally arrived where the voice came from, a carousel. It doesn't stop looping. You see a dark person nearby it. He looks at you with a really serious look. The man stops the song. He says "You're the chosen one", "I knew you'd be attracted to this song". He held out a blue and a red pill. You knew what that meant. You look at both nervously and you start to wonder if he is just a wacko with a problem. Then you ask what are they? You ask the guy why the fuck you would even consider taking pills from a stranger. He turns his head slightly, and takes out a katana and says "I'm Morpheus, bitch".
Morpheus just wanted to hit you with the katana but stopped. "This scar on your hand, you must be the chosen one!", he said. "What am I now, Keanu Reeves?" you ask. Morpheus held up a mirror. "Holy crap!", you thought to yourself. "I am Keanu!". Now you start to panic just wanted to go in the abandoned carnival to check it out. Now all of this is happening to you. You ask yourself: "Am I really the chosen one and what the hell is going on?". Morpheus said: "Take the stupid pill", and then shoves them both in your mouth. You try to protest, but the pills are already melting in your mouth, and your world starts to spin.
You then wake up in a room. There's blood everywhere and you have a bad feeling about not getting away from this place alive. "Where am I?!" you shout. Suddenly a foot smashed your crotch. Eyes watering, you see trinity say: "So you never ask me". You hear a voice but the pain is very intense. You don't understand what is going on so you say :"Hey where am I?". There is a grimy, but very well-built man looking at you, he hits himself on the chest repeatedly as a gorilla does, and yells out "Tarzan", scaring the fuck out of you. You look at the wall again and recognize a moving picture. It starts talking, or is it singing?
Morpheus walked in and tells Tarzan, Trinity, and the singing picture to shut the hell up. "Keanu, lets show you around the Nebukadnezar". "What the hell?" you say. You wonder what is going on. You know it is the pills the guy gave you and now you start to regret going into the fair and wish you were home until some thing cold touches your face.

You start to realize, that you fell asleep in the forest and that the cold rain touched your head.
You realize what hit your crotch was a tree branch and the Tarzan was a homeless man. The singing picture was a dying racoon. Then you realize Morpheus stole all your money. "Crap!" ,you say "That's the last time I walk into the woods drunk!"

Credit goes to: bl00db47h ; thiefraccoon; megamanfan; soulblade95; madman666

*Edit* I made a new picture :) *please comment*

Strange story


A new picture

2009-03-27 19:09:22 by Soulblade95
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Just a new picture to enjoy *please comment*

*Edit* Here is a joke for all of you:

There are three people and a wish granting pool. When one of them jumps into it and says something, the water will transform in whatever they said. The first one jumps and says "beer!". And so he was swimming in beer. The second one jumps and says "coke!" and so he was swimming in coke. The last one goes to the pool. Just before he jumps he slips, falls into the pool and says "shit!"

A new picture


New reviews

2009-03-26 16:22:57 by Soulblade95
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I wrote more reviews about games and music. If you want, you can check them out.
There´s so much stuff on newgrounds and I really like to discover it :P.